The Fruit Basket That Ate Manhatten

I was lying on my bed, reading a book, and my neighbor staggered in under this giant fruit basket. She dumped it on my bed and explained that she was nearly knocked down by the person carrying it in.
I, of course, was very puzzled, since while I could think of people who would send me fruit, this particular fruit basket is enormous. On reading the label, I discovered that it's from my aunt and uncle.

I called them to say thanks, they told me that it was because I wouldn't be home with my family for Easter. I think that they worry about me. It's very sweet.

The basket is truly huge. It's roughtly 1' x 1' x 1.5', and it easily weighs 15 pounds - maybe more. It's not the biggest fruit basket I have ever seen, but it's definitely one of the biggest nice fruit baskets I have ever seen.

So - would anyone like some fruit? There's loads of the stuff.