On Christmas carol defiance: My church has two hymnals, the red one (which has the proper words) and the black one (which tries too hard to be PC and therefore refuses to use the word 'Lord' or 'king' or 'son' or even masculine pronouns for people who are pretty clearly male). Which was all sorts of interesting at the midweek Advent service when we started singing some really well-known carol out of it (I don't remember which one).

I mean, I have this song memorized and it does not go like this!

. . . Not that I opened the black hymnal to look.