1) I know that you were the first Smith person I friended, but I don't remember how I figured out who you were. Possibly through the SSFFS lj. And as for why, because I figured that I should stop lurking.
2) Green and scaly beagles
3) I really like just hanging out with you. And I miss doing that. Also you're a very quiet neighbor.
4) King Arthur with a magic marker beard
5) Did you have issues with spiders last year? (No, I haven't always wanted to know this; it only occurred to me five seconds ago.)
6) radiolady